Heya :DD

I met this girl yesterday

She walked around my way

I said wassup and She said hey

And I asked Her what She was doin today.

Wearin those Oxford kicks

Her body wasn’t to thick

And She was a down to earth chick.

She wasn’t doin nothin

So we decided to do somethin.

We went out to grab a bite

She told me the things that she liked pretty tight.

Little did we know we had things in common

We got tired so we both started yawnin

Took Her back to Her place

Guess what I brought just in case. =]

She liked my company so She let me inside

Really cozy and nothing but good vibes.

We got bored so I pulled it out from my sweater

A movie to watch in this really nice weather.

Towards the end, She laid Her head on my shoulder

Her body felt cold so I decided to hold Her.

Then she fell asleep.

I laid Her down and turned off the tv

Looked at the time and felt sleepy.

Walked out the door with a smile

I haven’t felt this way in a while.

Girls like Her complete Me

Ha, I know Kind of Cheesy

It might just be another breezy

But I think She’s the one, really. =]

I woke up at this party.

Little did I know there was a girl laying next to me

Making little moans like She was on ecstasy.

As She got closer I realized who it was

Still faded, so you know what that does.

I gave Her small kisses on Her neck and cheek

I could tell She liked it cause She became so weak.

Now I was rubbing Her stomach

Her body jerked from it.

Started kissing Her down and giving Her little sucks

Giving out the smallest breaths with every touch.

Kissed her back up, She was chillin in a cool tee

And I stroked Her hair ever so smooth…lee

I think you’re pretty neat

With those Oxfords on your feet.

Diggin that laugh and that smile

Your wavy hair and your style.

You’re probably the prettiest

The exact opposite of hideous.

I think you’re fine

Naw scratch that, you’re more like divine.

But the fact is you can never be mine.

I would just be wastin my time.

I may not be the best looking guy or dress the nicest

And you may be lookin fly and be the finest.

But Ill be the happiest if we got together

Wishful thinking, never…

I like it when girls dress really cute, hipster like.

And you’re one of them, pretty tight.

You’re My type of girl, cute, short and small.

If you’re in need just give me a call.

You’re not just like any other girl ya know?

You dont dress slutty and act like a hoe.

A really chill girl that can just watch a flick

And not do some scandalous shit like sucking a dick.

I just want to be happy with a girl in the end.

Rather than begin with a girl that just plays pretend.

All in all you’re my type and you’re the one that I like.

At home playin with my dog named pongo

Its been a while since i hit that bong tho.

Boring saturdays, fuck them.

Break up the nug and take off the stem.

Playin call of dutes

25 kill streak, im callin those nukes

Kinda cold, grab my snuggie

watchin my show, pretty funny.

get my grub on, eat some spam

Cooked rice wrong, shit is ham.

You dont get it? then you suck

S’all good tho cause i dont give any fucks