I met this girl yesterday
She walked around my way
I said wassup and She said hey
And I asked Her what She was doin today.
Wearin those Oxford kicks
Her body wasn’t to thick
And She was a down to earth chick.
She wasn’t doin nothin
So we decided to do somethin.
We went out to grab a bite
She told me the things that she liked pretty tight.
Little did we know we had things in common
We got tired so we both started yawnin
Took Her back to Her place
Guess what I brought just in case. =]
She liked my company so She let me inside
Really cozy and nothing but good vibes.
We got bored so I pulled it out from my sweater
A movie to watch in this really nice weather.
Towards the end, She laid Her head on my shoulder
Her body felt cold so I decided to hold Her.
Then she fell asleep.
I laid Her down and turned off the tv
Looked at the time and felt sleepy.
Walked out the door with a smile
I haven’t felt this way in a while.
Girls like Her complete Me
Ha, I know Kind of Cheesy
It might just be another breezy
But I think She’s the one, really. =]
I woke up at this party.
Little did I know there was a girl laying next to me
Making little moans like She was on ecstasy.
As She got closer I realized who it was
Still faded, so you know what that does.
I gave Her small kisses on Her neck and cheek
I could tell She liked it cause She became so weak.
Now I was rubbing Her stomach
Her body jerked from it.
Started kissing Her down and giving Her little sucks
Giving out the smallest breaths with every touch.
Kissed her back up, She was chillin in a cool tee
And I stroked Her hair ever so smooth…lee
I think you’re pretty neat
With those Oxfords on your feet.
Diggin that laugh and that smile
Your wavy hair and your style.
You’re probably the prettiest
The exact opposite of hideous.
I think you’re fine
Naw scratch that, you’re more like divine.
But the fact is you can never be mine.
I would just be wastin my time.
I may not be the best looking guy or dress the nicest
And you may be lookin fly and be the finest.
But Ill be the happiest if we got together
Wishful thinking, never…
I like it when girls dress really cute, hipster like.
And you’re one of them, pretty tight.
You’re My type of girl, cute, short and small.
If you’re in need just give me a call.
You’re not just like any other girl ya know?
You dont dress slutty and act like a hoe.
A really chill girl that can just watch a flick
And not do some scandalous shit like sucking a dick.
I just want to be happy with a girl in the end.
Rather than begin with a girl that just plays pretend.
All in all you’re my type and you’re the one that I like.
At home playin with my dog named pongo
Its been a while since i hit that bong tho.
Boring saturdays, fuck them.
Break up the nug and take off the stem.
Playin call of dutes
25 kill streak, im callin those nukes
Kinda cold, grab my snuggie
watchin my show, pretty funny.
get my grub on, eat some spam
Cooked rice wrong, shit is ham.
You dont get it? then you suck
S’all good tho cause i dont give any fucks